Buddy's 2009 Resolutions

I have been thinking about our humans that make resolutions. I think that is a good thing to list them and post them above the calendar. That way when they break them, they can mark it off. By placing the resolutions above the calendar, our human pets can see exactly how long they were able to keep the resolution rather than just forgetting. "Gee, dear, I was able to stay on my diet a week." or "Honey, I was able to go two whole hours without having a cancer stick."

Here are my resolutions:
1. Get rid of the cat.
2. Keep the cat food around for snack.
3. Poop more in the house (I really don't like the grass. It tickles my butt.)
4. Go to the dog park every day, including Sundays.
5. Increase my intake of popcorn.
6. Try to bite more of Morgan. (It's fun to hear her scream. It is so high pitched! Funny.)
7. Get rid of the hair ball the cat gave me. Preferably in his food bowl.